How To Sound Like You Know About Computers
So, you have just bought a brand spanking new laptop, you’re excitedly strolling home from the shops and unexpectedly you run into an old adversary from university.
Until this point, you were just going to take your notebook computer home, hook it up, insert the disk the chap in the shop gave you and cheerily lay on the sofa watching clips of cats messing around with iPhones.
However, there’s a foolish pride in most people nowadays which seems to involve a necessity to pretend you know a good deal about computer systems and electronics and such and you are definitely not your father, who could not even work the timer on the video recorder.
Therefore we provide you with a quick emergency guide to faking your way to looking like a technological guru.
1) Randomly scatter these words throughout your chat: RAM, Universal serial bus, netbooks, iphone 3gs, Pentium processor chip, touchscreen notebook computer and flux capacitor. If questioned about your usage of any of these assert you have the most up-to-date version, so anything that your fellow converser claims is erroneous is just because they ‘don’t know about the newest upgrades’.
2) Attempt to always have a few spare wires with you, irrespective of what they are for. Everyone knows people who are skilled with laptops use wires.
3) Whenever the other person brings up any kind of electrical item instantly reply using the following phrase: “I guess that is fine, but I much prefer the extra features on the newest upgraded model.” If they claim the item they were discussing is the latest upgraded model, tell them you’ve got a superior prototype.
4) Make certain that whenever you talk about films or television you drop in the fact that you watched them on BluRay on your HD TV linked to your surround sound stereo. Furthermore, don’t say you watched something, say you ‘experienced’ it.
5) When you leave say that you will Tweet about your conversation and instead of saying “I’ll see you around.” say “I’ll poke you on Facebook.”
Follow these tips and soon you could be that person whom everyone rings up when their laptop breaks (just advise them to switch it off and on again), that’s cool right?

